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There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other.
The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up
one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in
the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the
Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him
that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani
disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls
and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls
and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins
the egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of
boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the
Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to
the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up
one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in
the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the
Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him
that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani
disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls
and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls
and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins
the egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of
boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the
Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to
the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
