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    Cricket Jokes

    Anyone got any cricket jokes?

    I'll start with a lame one



    Warney and Pidge went down to buy beer, but after getting the beer Both of them go to Hayden, why?
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    A: Because Hayden is a OPENer

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    no 2

    The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket.
    "But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels. The Devils
    said: "Yes. But we've got all the UMPIRES !"

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    An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was
    in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and
    the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls. Then
    the umpire called "OVER". "Well," he said, getting up,
    "it's a nice game - but it's very short!"


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    During the match, the fieldsman positioned just behind the
    umpire kept trying to distract the batsman as the ball was
    bowled to him. Several appeals for l.b.w were turned down,
    and finally the umpire turned to the fieldsman and said
    sternly: "I've been watching you for the last twenty minutes."
    "I thought so," came the reply, "I could tell you weren't
    watching the game!"

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    The village teams were ready to begin their match but discovered
    that they were without an umpire. They decided that they would
    use a member fo the crowd even though he knew nothing of the
    rules. When he was dressed in his white coat and hat, he went
    up to the captain of the home side. "What do I do?" he asked.
    "It's very simple," said the home captain. "When I shout
    "OWZAT!" you simply put up your finger and say "OUT". hen
    it's our turn to bat, I'll tell thee a little bit more!"

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    I think i'm a bit late

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    Futureristic 2006

    Kenya is a test team, 1st match vs Australia

    Out comes the pidge

    Tikolo: This should be easy!
    Gilchrist:Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that, names can be misleading
    Tikolo:Yea Sure!

    1st ball, McGrath clean bowls Tikolo

    Tikolo:Tell me again why is he a pidegon?
    Gilchrist:He bats like a pidgeon,Annoys people like a pidgeon and Eats like a pidgeon

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    no 6 (homemade)

    Futureristic 2006

    Kenya is a test team, 1st match vs Australia

    Out comes the pidge

    Tikolo: This should be easy!
    Gilchrist:Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that, names can be misleading
    Tikolo:Yea Sure!

    1st ball, McGrath clean bowls Tikolo

    Tikolo:Tell me again why is he a pidegon?
    Gilchrist:He bats like a pidgeon,Annoys people like a pidgeon and Eats like a pidgeon



    just give up now...

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    It's lame, i know

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    This joke only works if you read it in a South African accent...

    Allan Donald is interviewing Kevin Pietersen:

    AD: Well Kevin, many people thought you may be selected for the South African leg of the tour. You played in Zimbabwe, but miss out on a return to your former homelnad as an England player. Do you have a grudge?

    KP: Of course I have a grudge. I park my car in it!
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    Plleeeeaaassssseeee stop with those jokes
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    they are extremely lame, i emphasise the word extremely.
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    I never want to hear a joke again thanks to you



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