Brett Lee

[GotSpin]

During the one day international between NZ and Aus on dec 8th, Lee was bowling his first spell which is usally faster. One ball which was around 153km one kiwi fan responsed by shouting out, " Why dont u give him a fine for speeding"


*this really happend *

 

[Buddhmaster]

The jokes been used before.

 

[KennyD]

During the one day international between NZ and Aus on dec 8th, Lee was bowling his first spell which is usally faster. One ball which was around 153km one kiwi fan responsed by shouting out, " Why dont u give him a fine for speeding"


*this really happend *

trust a Kiwi to make a lame call...

 

[marc71178]

Worst. Joke. Ever.

 

[age_master]

ohh dear

 

[superkingdave]

hmm, when i saw the thread title in the index i thought it must be a thread dedicated to laughing at Brett Lee, when its actually a self humiliation thread by GoT SpIn

 

[Mister Wright]

Worst. Joke. Ever.

I've heard, and made worse jokes than that.

 

[Buddhmaster]

I'm sure the first time the joke was ever used it was funny.

 

[Slow Love™]

Hahahaha, that's priceless!

I remember a game back in the 90's, when Mike Gatting kept padding away Shane Warne deliveries. A kiwi wag in the crowd yelled out "It's cricket, not football, mate!"

Oh, and another great one: once, when Geoff Lawson, an optometrist by trade, was having trouble finding his line, there was a kiwi supporter in the crowd who shouted "how about you check your OWN eyes, Lawson!"

Oh, how we laughed!

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

At the Ashes test in Perth 2002, when Tudor caught Gilchrist on the boundry and it should have been six.

Very next ball somebody hits it to the same spot, right in front of us, for four. Vaughan comes running after it and someone shouts 'Why don't you tell him you caught it, you ******!'

 

[Nate]

Hahahaha, that's priceless!

I remember a game back in the 90's, when Mike Gatting kept padding away Shane Warne deliveries. A kiwi wag in the crowd yelled out "It's cricket, not football, mate!"

Oh, and another great one: once, when Geoff Lawson, an optometrist by trade, was having trouble finding his line, there was a kiwi supporter in the crowd who shouted "how about you check your OWN eyes, Lawson!"

Oh, how we laughed!

Man... some absolute gems there! Im in hysterics... haha thats made my day!

 

[GotSpin]

Made by an Aussie fan during sydney test between India and Aus this year. It was when we ( aus) were losing and i forget which australian batsmen hit it, but it want past pathan for four. Usually the spectators would the throw the ball back but this *quite drunk i might add* fan threw the ball in the the opposite dircection. Pathan gives him the biggest greasy I have ever seen and the fan replies by saying" you should of stopped it in the first place you **** fielder

* I know these arent the greatest jokes as they r not jokes just funny calls that happend *

 

[Nate]

i guess you had to be there...

 

[amokk1]

I remember a match against SA and Australia in melbourne. Brett Lee came up to the boundary and started rinking a bottle of gatorade. This dude yells out

"If you drink and bowl, your a bloody idiot"

 

[Jono]

I remember a match against SA and Australia in melbourne. Brett Lee came up to the boundary and started rinking a bottle of gatorade. This dude yells out

"If you drink and bowl, your a bloody idiot"

LOL! I don't know why I found that funny, but I do.

 

[Langeveldt]

Not as good as the Sydney hill chant..

"OI, Tuffnell, lend us your brain, we're building an idiot!"