Pinkline Jones
Banned
WE ARE THE WORLD (Pinkified version)
Written and composed by Don Burke and Lee Kernaghan
Shane Warne
There comes a toime when we make a certain call. Sorry love.
Gilly and Lee
Bowled Shane
Stevie Waugh
There are people sledging and f*ck em I’m not walking!
Alan Jones
Yess indeed - dreadful business this Workload thing
Simon O’Donnell & Tania Blencowe
The greatest gift of all is learning not to mumble
Ray Hadley
We can’t go on pretending day by day that I’m not howlin’ on this bloke
Jana Fifthman
or that no one cares that I have a really sore knee
Don Burke
or that I’m banned from going to that restaurant again
Richie Benaud
And the truth, you know, a good pitch in Bangladesh is all we need
Chorus:
Jane Saville
We are the oh noooo sob sob sob, we are the boo hoo children
We are the ones I didn’t sob sob run waaaaaaaaaaa
We are (sorry I can’t do this interview right now)
Anna Coren
We’re saving our brainiest kids from life long ridicule
Warwick Capper & Warwick Moss
It’s true about them sheilas. Get’em on the work bench and they’re yours
That’s extraordinary Warwick
Jim Waley
Send them some flak jackets
So they’ll know that someone cares before we blow up their house
Bryan Brown & Angela Bishop
Strewth you’ve gotta set Ange!
Yes and I’ve heard about that ****tail frankfurt you’ve got stashed away Brownie
Ray Martin
As God has shown John Saffron by turning Otto Bins to into weekenders for the homeless. Christmas is a time for sharing and caring.
Ted Egan
So we all must lend a helping hand to the Drover’s Boy (tap pathetically on upturned beer carton)
Chorus:
We are the buffoons, we are the self-indulgent purveyors of pigswill
We are the ones who make a brighter day to only the truly ********
So let’s start giving
Clover Moore
There’s a choice we’re making
Glow in the dark latex bicycle shorts for the underprivileged
We’re saving our own electricity
It’s true we’ll make a better day blah dee blah
Patrick Rafter
When you’re down and out, when the skid marks in your comfy undies get you down
Mike Carlton
But if you just listen to one of my really clever, funny impressions you’ll have a DERRIVIG day
Mike Munro
What kind of an animal would put rohypnol in the prune juice at the Nursing Home? We sent our man to investigate.
John Howard
No I refuse to shake Johnny Wilkinson’s hand and you can’t make me ‘cause I’m the prime minister so there
Chorus:
We are the nongs, we are the plodlodytes
We are the ones who bugger up your day
So let’s stop pretending
There’s a choice we’re making
It’s called how about changing the bl**dy channel
We’re saving our own wretched lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just don’t catch the trains
We are the penis heads, we are the globally ignorant
We are the rich, suntanned, privileged ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving….. more to ourselves
There’s a choice we’re making
To amputee hindus bludging on our dole
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just ME AND ME AND ME AND ME
We are the world......
Written and composed by Don Burke and Lee Kernaghan
Shane Warne
There comes a toime when we make a certain call. Sorry love.
Gilly and Lee
Bowled Shane
Stevie Waugh
There are people sledging and f*ck em I’m not walking!
Alan Jones
Yess indeed - dreadful business this Workload thing
Simon O’Donnell & Tania Blencowe
The greatest gift of all is learning not to mumble
Ray Hadley
We can’t go on pretending day by day that I’m not howlin’ on this bloke
Jana Fifthman
or that no one cares that I have a really sore knee
Don Burke
or that I’m banned from going to that restaurant again
Richie Benaud
And the truth, you know, a good pitch in Bangladesh is all we need
Chorus:
Jane Saville
We are the oh noooo sob sob sob, we are the boo hoo children
We are the ones I didn’t sob sob run waaaaaaaaaaa
We are (sorry I can’t do this interview right now)
Anna Coren
We’re saving our brainiest kids from life long ridicule
Warwick Capper & Warwick Moss
It’s true about them sheilas. Get’em on the work bench and they’re yours
That’s extraordinary Warwick
Jim Waley
Send them some flak jackets
So they’ll know that someone cares before we blow up their house
Bryan Brown & Angela Bishop
Strewth you’ve gotta set Ange!
Yes and I’ve heard about that ****tail frankfurt you’ve got stashed away Brownie
Ray Martin
As God has shown John Saffron by turning Otto Bins to into weekenders for the homeless. Christmas is a time for sharing and caring.
Ted Egan
So we all must lend a helping hand to the Drover’s Boy (tap pathetically on upturned beer carton)
Chorus:
We are the buffoons, we are the self-indulgent purveyors of pigswill
We are the ones who make a brighter day to only the truly ********
So let’s start giving
Clover Moore
There’s a choice we’re making
Glow in the dark latex bicycle shorts for the underprivileged
We’re saving our own electricity
It’s true we’ll make a better day blah dee blah
Patrick Rafter
When you’re down and out, when the skid marks in your comfy undies get you down
Mike Carlton
But if you just listen to one of my really clever, funny impressions you’ll have a DERRIVIG day
Mike Munro
What kind of an animal would put rohypnol in the prune juice at the Nursing Home? We sent our man to investigate.
John Howard
No I refuse to shake Johnny Wilkinson’s hand and you can’t make me ‘cause I’m the prime minister so there
Chorus:
We are the nongs, we are the plodlodytes
We are the ones who bugger up your day
So let’s stop pretending
There’s a choice we’re making
It’s called how about changing the bl**dy channel
We’re saving our own wretched lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just don’t catch the trains
We are the penis heads, we are the globally ignorant
We are the rich, suntanned, privileged ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving….. more to ourselves
There’s a choice we’re making
To amputee hindus bludging on our dole
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just ME AND ME AND ME AND ME
We are the world......
