odyssey said:
There's an Indian cricket fan, a Pakistani cricket fan and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Indian fan are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani fan is bent over holding his which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani fan is thinking "Oh God, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she though it was me and slapped me." The lady is thinking, " That Pakistani fan must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian fan instead and got slapped." The Indian fan was thinking to himself...."If the train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."
LOL .. BUT THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER ...
A Pakistani and an Indian get into a car accident and it's a
bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the pakistani sees the Indians car and asks,"So you're a
Indian, I'm an pakistani. Just Look at our cars. There's
nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God.God must have meant that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace the rest of our days." The
Indian replies, "I agree with you completely this must be
a sign from God." The Pakistani continues, "And look at this.
Here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Johnny Walker
Black Label didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good furtune." Then he hands the bottle to the Indian.
The Indian says: " i dont drink but u know what we will drink to our friendship." He takes a
few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the Pakistani. The pakistan takes the bottle,immediately puts the cap on,and hands it back to the Indian.
The Indian asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The pakistani replies, "No....... I think I'll wait for the police