Archived [19/01/09] Battrick

[Bobisback]

f00lins, what's with listing Petrus? Going after both those bowlers?

I gave him an offer he couldnt refuse.

EDIT: He is going for the Remarkable-Exceptional Wonderful-Exceptional 20yr old. Was going to list Poke to go after him, but now wont.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

An antique sp00n, imo.

 

[Bobisback]

An antique sp00n, imo.

To: MOD-Asterix
Subject: Petrus
Sent: 11/03/2008 04:56:26

Ill give you 6 million, a pie, 3 buttons and a left shoe.

Last offer.

Real answer in my last post, incase you missed it.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

f00lins in desperate need of left shoes, I hear.

 

[cameeel]

[U]Lenny's Lively Lions v Kipper XI - Day 1
[/U]
[B]Lenny's Lovely Lions:[/B] 50

Fryatt 20
Daniel 16

Chambers 4-20

[B]Kipper XI:[/B] 2-577

Khulelaphi 253*
Atwood 58*

Fryatt 1-112

Kipper XI lead by 527 runs with 8 wickets in hand

This is an absolutely dire FC League

 

[Adamc]

f00lins, what's with listing Petrus? Going after both those bowlers?

Nah, just sick of the ****.

 

[Adamc]

I gave him an offer he couldnt refuse.

EDIT: He is going for the Remarkable-Exceptional Wonderful-Exceptional 20yr old. Was going to list Poke to go after him, but now wont.

Haha, didn't mean to scare you off. Probably won't go after him, list Pokeh.

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

There's something wrong with The Heath CC if we don't finish this game off with a day to spare at the very least. None of their team has a wage over £1k so I'm hoping that this will be an absolute walk in the park. It looks that way at the moment.

End of Over 2 (Maiden). slog monsters XI: 1-2, runrate=0.50
Hardy 1-1-0-1
Singh* 0 (3 balls)
Griffiths 0 (4 balls)

Last Wicket: Britton b. Hardy 1 (FOW: 1/2)

Edit: End of Over 12 (5 runs). slog monsters XI: 24-4, runrate=2.00
Hardy 6-2-9-2
Savage* 2 (9 balls)
Brendell 0 (2 balls)

Last Wicket: Singh c. Knight b. Hardy 16 (FOW: 24/4)

Hardy outbowling Woods here...

 

[chaminda_00]

i say concentrate on the cup for the time being, unless you've bigger aspirations in od or fc. if you can reach the semis this is something you can always brag up a storm about later at the cricketweb battrick forum.

TBH even if we got knocked out of first round ever cup, I would still find ways to brag about how gun my side is. My head is that big when it comes to BT.

Coming first in both FC and OD, so I would like to promote in one form atleast. I'm leaning towards FC, as with my bowling attack and batting temperments I think my side is more suited to FC. Only issue is player stamina levels for FC, need more players around the respectable mark to play a full season of FC. Might just let the players decide, if they win these next two FC matches we will go up in FC and stay down in OD.

End of Over 37 (10 runs). Jaffna Jets: 147-2, runrate=3.97  
Trail by 27 runs. (Marxistene 174-10) 
Warnasooriya 1-0-10-0 
Muralitharan* 30 (31 balls) 
Lucas 76 (111 balls)
 
Last Wicket: Quintin lbw b. Ireland 4 (FOW: 91/2)

They have a very good batting line up, so I'm quite stoked to knock them over for under 200. Jeithoon with 5 and Willetts with 4. Lucas leading the way with the bat, with good support from Murali. Need a lead with these two at the crease, as we could get rolled for nothing once they depart.

 

[Dead Badger]

Will pay you 300k or more probs.

Have listed him for 200k if anyone wants a freakishly fit but somewhat under-talented child on their squad.

 

[andruid]

End of Over 30 (3 runs). Fishs XI: 61-3, runrate=2.03
Kirby 5-2-10-0
Ifill* 18 (81 balls)
Abbott 0 (2 balls)
Last Wicket: Naysmith Run Out 2 (FOW: 58/3)

Reserve/backwater/ very-nearly-sacked-but-for-lack-of-better-YP spinner keeping it tight

 

[PY]

Played full strength for first time ever in FC. Nailed it. 400/0 declared and bowled them out twice. Missed a trick for most of season really so far by playing weak sides all the time to save PFL, when I could play full side for away game and get it over with and preserve some morale for my beatings on Fridays.

 

[andruid]

End of Over 21 (8 runs). Swamibapa Leeds CC: 90-2, runrate=4.29
Trail by 82 runs. (Fishs XI 172-10)
Ifill 2-0-14-1
Steyn* 9 (6 balls)
Bissmire 4 (9 balls)
Last Wicket: Blakeman c. Abbott b. Ifill 34 (FOW: 77/2)

Both openers out just before the close of play,and in their 30s, though at least they both made starts. Oh well my top order blues continue.

 

[headhunter]

Chapelford BCC 452/8 dec (101.0)
Makanna 21-2-78-4

BEST Indies 5/0 (9.0)
Grewcock 2 off 26

Meh going to lose by the looks.

 

[Spitfires_Fan]

slog monsters XI: 84 (48) Lucas 3/9, Hardy 3/24, Hamed 2/10, Woods 1/23

The Heath CC: 345/5 (62) Knight 122, Grant 66, Bartlett 50*

Good effort from the bowlers, although I'm a little bemused as to why Woods wasn't more successful. A nice debut performance from Hamed, with tidy figures of 2/10 from 10 overs. Knight hit his first century for The Heath in reply, with good support from Grant and a quickfire unbeaten 50 from Bartlett. I'll push on tomorrow and declare at 360 and hopefully bowl them out quickly, giving us a day off to rest before Friday's big game against Coatham Sloggers.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Bot-bash. Thankfully it's away today. 211/0 (24) thumps 70 all out (46).

Mildly amused there's no BT20 fixtures up yet. To be expected though.

 

[Dead Badger]

Will pay you 300k or more probs.

Ah, didn't realise you meant you were interested. You realise if he goes for 200k now I'll be forced to find out where you live and ... well, I might make you watch ****tail seven times in a row or something. It'll definitely involve Tom Cruise in some way.

 

[bugssy]

End of Over 25 (3 runs). Elphinstone CC: 24-5, runrate=0.96
Trail by 698 runs. (caves_beachcc 722-2 dec)
Searle 3-0-9-0
Gillan* 8 (22 balls)
Gallagher 10 (53 balls)

Last Wicket: Murphy st. Longthorn b. Whitman 1 (FOW: 6/5)

 

[Bobisback]

f00lins, you going after the phenomenal? Seriously considering it.

 

[Bobisback]

1. Chetan Alshaun - 31 yo, BT Rating=9,009 [transfer listed]
LH Batsman, LF Bowler, strong batting form, proficient bowling form, sublime fitness.
An attacking player with competent leadership skills and proficient experience.
Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: strong Concentration: competent
Bowling: abysmal Consistency: feeble
Fielding: woeful

3. Ryan Hiller - 22 yo, BT Rating=32,851 [transfer listed]
LH Batsman, LH Spin Bowler, feeble batting form, superb bowling form, sublime fitness.
A cautious player with superb leadership skills and competent experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: woeful
Batting: remarkable Concentration: remarkable
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: abysmal


5. Gene Brinkhuys - 18 yo, BT Rating=15,305
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, superb batting form, strong bowling form, sublime fitness.
A steady player with feeble leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: quality Concentration: respectable
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: abysmal


7. Dennis Byles - 34 yo, BT Rating=13,758 [transfer listed]
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, superb batting form, superb bowling form, sublime fitness.
A destructive player with feeble leadership skills and proficient experience.
Stamina: feeble Wicket Keeping: mediocre
Batting: respectable Concentration: competent
Bowling: strong Consistency: feeble
Fielding: woeful


10. Eric Poke - 22 yo, BT Rating=35,295
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, feeble batting form, superb bowling form, sublime fitness.
A steady player with feeble leadership skills and respectable experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: wonderful Consistency: remarkable
Fielding: abysmal


Anyone want any of these ****s, some on the market, Poke and Brinkhuys will be when i get the right offer.