Stokes Arrested

[Spark]

Really selling us on the merits of your country here

 

[Spikey]

and soon they won't even be able to easily pop down to Spain for a holiday to get away from it

 

[Howe_zat]

and soon they won't even be able to easily pop down to Spain for a holiday to get away from it

The package holiday to Benidorm thing is much older than the EU situation, if that’s what what you mean. Spain wasn’t involved until the mid 90s.

 

[Burgey]

Shame Franco isn’t still around. He’d sort out pissed up Pommy tourists. #justanotherpov

 

[Deleted member 34141]

Was just thinking the whole Incident might actually have some positive results, whereas its seen as this huge bad event for cricket, as stupid as this sounds could be a potential viral advert for the working class, god knows I’m not sure.
Overall, I would think the main area of concern would be a criminal record which would be a red flag for any employer, besides in a year the whole thing will be forgotten about anyway.

 

[marc71178]

British cities on Friday and Saturday night are cesspits of stale alcohol, vomit, blood, urine and criminality - in not necessarily that order of priority.

Keeping on making the same wrong thing doesn't magically make it right.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Ah, so it's only Friday and Saturday now then. That's means I can now go out safely the rest of week without seeing people knock each other out in every city.

 

[S.Kennedy]

Ah, so it's only Friday and Saturday now then. That's means I can now go out safely the rest of week without seeing people knock each other out in every city.

Newcastle can occasionally be a bit lairy on even the most innocuous of days but generally it is weekends (Fri/Sat) when the full moon comes out. I take it you do not believe me from your tone? All you have to do is put ''Bigg Market'' into google images.

 

[Tom Flint]

British cities on Friday and Saturday night are cesspits of stale alcohol, vomit, blood, urine and criminality - in not necessarily that order of priority.

Or most hotel rooms after a night out in newcastle

 

[Starfighter]

Was just thinking the whole Incident might actually have some positive results, whereas its seen as this huge bad event for cricket, as stupid as this sounds could be a potential viral advert for the working class, god knows I’m not sure.
Overall, I would think the main area of concern would be a criminal record which would be a red flag for any employer, besides in a year the whole thing will be forgotten about anyway.

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here but I think I disagree with at least part of it.

 

[marc71178]

Newcastle can occasionally be a bit lairy on even the most innocuous of days but generally it is weekends (Fri/Sat) when the full moon comes out. I take it you do not believe me from your tone? All you have to do is put ''Bigg Market'' into google images.

Funnily enough, if you do that it does absolutely nothing to back your claims up. Funny that...

 

[S.Kennedy]

Funnily enough, if you do that it does absolutely nothing to back your claims up. Funny that...

There are ehh scenes of drunken violence, or causalities of drunken violence should I say, in the links I have posted! There are people literally with blood on themselves!

Okay okay. I'm wrong. Everybody in Britain drinks like civilised continental Europeans at the weekend into the night, a discussion, a shared bottle of pino grigio in a restaurant followed by a coffee. Everyone then goes quietly home. British streets at weekends are consequentially safe havens - Newcastle the safest of them all. The scenes witnessed in the Stokes clip are completely unprecedented in the annals of British crime; there has literally never been a drunken brawl between five or so people, one of whom gets punched to the ground, in the entirety of British history. This clearly warrant a police investigation as lengthy as one can conceive as the police will have no such dealings with such events as our cities are utopias of tranquility and order. I hope the investigation lasts five years in fact due to the extraordinary events depicted in the clip.

 

[cnerd123]

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here but I think I disagree with at least part of it.

all publicity is good publicity

Stokes playing in the Ashes after all this will certainly draw a few more eyeballs to it.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

I like it when ***** is the last poster in this thread when I look at the front page. It says “Stokes arrested by *****”.

 

[Kirkut]

I like it when ***** is the last poster in this thread when I look at the front page. It says “Stokes arrested by *****”.

For smacking 30 runs off a Mustafizur over.

 

[sledger]

This is a regular scene in any British high street on a Friday or Saturday night. The police usually, having locked the person up in the ''drunk tank'', dish out a caution and a fine the next morning. They have footage and presumably statements from all the participants. To say this is not the laziest investigation ever is hardly excessive.



When did I even imply that (should happen)?

You know ****ing nothing about this sort of thing. Please shut up.

 

[S.Kennedy]

You know ****ing nothing about this sort of thing. Please shut up.

No need to swear.

Everybody is so angry around here!

 

[sledger]

There is a reason, You are the reason.

 

[S.Kennedy]

There is a reason, You are the reason.

I think some of you have been drinking what Stokes was drinking to be honest.

 

[StephenZA]

I think making broad statements about things pisses off the people who are expert in such things....