*Official* 1st Test at the SWALEC Stadium

[ajdude]

jesus

i was wrong, this is worse than port elizabeth

 

[Spark]

Soft, soft, soft

 

[Spikey]

wato time

 

[Swingpanzee]

i'm out this is ****ing bull**** **** this gay earth

 

[BeeGee]

So soft.

 

[Primrose_D12]

Clarke gone for 4? Well I think mission impossible just got a little bit more difficult.

 

[Howe_zat]

It's possible I like this spell even more than my new hole puncher

 

[morgieb]

This is ugly. Probably won't survive the session now.

 

[Howe_zat]

Soft, soft, soft

Triple velvet!

 

[Prince EWS]

it's cool and edgy to disagree with pews' cricketing views

****ing hipsters.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

this is over today unless watto had a handful of m&m chocos before coming out to bat

 

[Flem274*]

cheers M Clock

broad you're a good bowler and all but i really hate your haircut get a new one please

 

[Spark]

Write this one off. Turn up next week and actually treat it like an Ashes Test match, not a vague warmup

 

[social]

And now we have the first of our 5 number 8s

 

[NUFAN]

I couldn't think of anyone better to come out in this pressured situation #shanewatsonthoughts

 

[Swingpanzee]

watto 100

 

[morgieb]

I feel dirty for saying this....but I want Watson out quickly. It isn't like we're winning the Test so an annoying 50-odd from him won't do anyone any good (except England lol).

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Awful from Clarke. Aussies can't play when the ball moves off the straight.

 

[Johnners]

Lame.

Sall good though, Voges/Johnson will guide 'em home.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Watto single-handedly wins the test, retires the next day to preserve his Ashes legacy.