10 reasons the Poms cant win in Perth

[Carn_the_pies]

1. Poms hate Extra pace and bounce
2.Havent won there in 35 years and that was against the non WSC team]
3. Australia's most favorable ground, nobody beats us there
4. If Stuart Broad pisses on the pitch the fremantle doctor will blow it back in his face
5. Australia's biggest population of Saffers are in Perth, KP and Prior will be too busy at family reunions
6 Mitch Johnson
7. The hottest day in the englands history is 38 degrees, good luck playing in 40 degree heat every day.
8. England will be more interested in checking out the box on the beach than the box in the cricket bags
9 If Mitch Johnson doesnt kill em, the Swan draught will
10 The Poms are just really ****e.

 

[Burgey]

Great thread.

 

[hendrix]

10 Things I Hate About Carn_the_pies

 

[GotSpin]

Brilliant stuff. Engrossing read.

 

[Jono]

3. Australia's most favorable ground, nobody beats us there

Australia lost their last test match in Perth ftr.

 

[Carn_the_pies]

Australia lost their last test match in Perth ftr.

With a depleted attack

 

[benchmark00]

Vicco pride

 

[Tangles]

They got bounced out on a road so Perth should be a 3 dayer at best.

 

[Spikey]

1) Cook sucks
2) Can Berry sucks
3) Root sucks
4) whoever bats at 6 sucks
5) Prior sucks
6) Swann sucks
7) Anderson sucks
8) Bres sucks
9) Broad sucks
10) Flower sucks
11) England sucks

 

[Viscount Tom]

Still England > Victoria.

 

[wiff]

This FRED SUCKS!!!

 

[Carn_the_pies]

1) Cook sucks
2) Can Berry sucks
3) Root sucks
4) whoever bats at 6 sucks
5) Prior sucks
6) Swann sucks
7) Anderson sucks
8) Bres sucks
9) Broad sucks
10) Flower sucks
11) England sucks

Dont forget Stokes aka Craig White MK2.

 

[Ausage]

Dont forget Stokes aka Craig White MK2.

Dude, Stokes is a ranga, not an albino.

 

[Carn_the_pies]

Dude, Stokes is a ranga, not an albino.

I just thought he was a kiwi?

 

[Ausage]

I just thought he was a kiwi?

Dude, Cameron White is Victorian.

 

[Carn_the_pies]

What a legend he is.

 

[wiff]

Jeff Kennet

 

[benchmark00]

Uvelocity has a lot to answer for.

 

[morgieb]

Craig White grew up in Victoria ftr.

 

[wiff]

Craig White grew up in Victoria ftr.

Was he born on the South side of the Murray River though?