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    10 reasons the Poms cant win in Perth

    1. Poms hate Extra pace and bounce
    2.Havent won there in 35 years and that was against the non WSC team]
    3. Australia's most favorable ground, nobody beats us there
    4. If Stuart Broad pisses on the pitch the fremantle doctor will blow it back in his face
    5. Australia's biggest population of Saffers are in Perth, KP and Prior will be too busy at family reunions
    6 Mitch Johnson
    7. The hottest day in the englands history is 38 degrees, good luck playing in 40 degree heat every day.
    8. England will be more interested in checking out the box on the beach than the box in the cricket bags
    9 If Mitch Johnson doesnt kill em, the Swan draught will
    10 The Poms are just really ****e.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carn_the_pies View Post
    3. Australia's most favorable ground, nobody beats us there
    Australia lost their last test match in Perth ftr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Australia lost their last test match in Perth ftr.
    With a depleted attack

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    They got bounced out on a road so Perth should be a 3 dayer at best.

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    1) Cook sucks
    2) Can Berry sucks
    3) Root sucks
    4) whoever bats at 6 sucks
    5) Prior sucks
    6) Swann sucks
    7) Anderson sucks
    8) Bres sucks
    9) Broad sucks
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    Still England > Victoria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey View Post
    1) Cook sucks
    2) Can Berry sucks
    3) Root sucks
    4) whoever bats at 6 sucks
    5) Prior sucks
    6) Swann sucks
    7) Anderson sucks
    8) Bres sucks
    9) Broad sucks
    10) Flower sucks
    11) England sucks
    Dont forget Stokes aka Craig White MK2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carn_the_pies View Post
    Dont forget Stokes aka Craig White MK2.
    Dude, Stokes is a ranga, not an albino.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ausage View Post
    Dude, Stokes is a ranga, not an albino.
    I just thought he was a kiwi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carn_the_pies View Post
    I just thought he was a kiwi?
    Dude, Cameron White is Victorian.

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