I moved house yesterday, so didn't watch a minute last night.
Anyway, woke up 5 minutes ago, turned over, picked up phone, logged cricinfo - Australia lead by 570. For a bleary eyed minute i couldn't even compute how such a lead materialised.
England (Bell and Carberry aside), you are a ****ing disgrace! This is worse than 02/03, worse than 06/07.
If this carries on, Australia should be awarded a 6-0 default victory.