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Poms' Diana Ross-Style Demands

Burgey

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Typical divas.

Stunned at being in a country where fresh meat doesn't cause neurological disorders and a fruit salad isn't a red apple and a piece of canned pineapple, the Poms have taken to demanding all sorts of weird dietary combinations on tour.

What a pack of ****s, seriously. Stay where you're put, when you're put there. Eat what you're given, when you're given it. And if you don't like it you can shove it in your arse.
 

Spikey

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compton was dropped because he just wanted to keep his meals simple
 

Adders

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Well FMD, what do expect them to do.........live on dagwood dogs, chiko rolls and dim sims for the next 3 months??
 

Burgey

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Well FMD, what do expect them to do.........live on dagwood dogs, chiko rolls and dim sims for the next 3 months??
They do at home ffs. Look, I've been to England, and aside from Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden, The Fat Duck and that funky place where Zaremba kindly shouted Fertang and me lunch, it's a wasteland. Corrin's idea of a feed in Liverpool was a Chinese buffet chew 'n spew ffs.
 

Spikey

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They do at home ffs. Look, I've been to England, and aside from Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden, The Fat Duck and that funky place where Zaremba kindly shouted Fertang and me lunch, it's a wasteland. Corrin's idea of a feed in Liverpool was a Chinese buffet chew 'n spew ffs.
Tis was all he could afford tbf
 

Riggins

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Hey their foods great, you can't go out for chinese here and get lemon chicken with hot chips instead of rice. :ph34r:
 

Son Of Coco

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Quinoa and kale...I wouldn't at all be surprised if they also demand to have the stumps replaced by giant incense sticks and hold a man camp in support of the outgoing batsman.
 

Son Of Coco

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To be fair, it's easy to get bored out there.

The novelty of eating roadkill soon passes
Nah, you just cover it in batter and deep-fry it. Problem solved. Wash the grease off a week later. Fresh as a daisy!
 
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