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    Poms' Diana Ross-Style Demands

    Typical divas.

    Stunned at being in a country where fresh meat doesn't cause neurological disorders and a fruit salad isn't a red apple and a piece of canned pineapple, the Poms have taken to demanding all sorts of weird dietary combinations on tour.

    What a pack of ****s, seriously. Stay where you're put, when you're put there. Eat what you're given, when you're given it. And if you don't like it you can shove it in your arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    And if you don't like it you can shove it in your arse.
    No-one cares about what you do in your leisure time.

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    LMFAO.....you've lost the plot mate. WTF are you talking about??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    LMFAO.....you've lost the plot mate. WTF are you talking about??
    The Ashes mate. It's in all the papers.


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    compton was dropped because he just wanted to keep his meals simple
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

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    Well FMD, what do expect them to do.........live on dagwood dogs, chiko rolls and dim sims for the next 3 months??

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    82 pages...what a bunch of tossers.
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    One year we had the nerve to demand a bit of culture
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Well FMD, what do expect them to do.........live on dagwood dogs, chiko rolls and dim sims for the next 3 months??
    They do at home ffs. Look, I've been to England, and aside from Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden, The Fat Duck and that funky place where Zaremba kindly shouted Fertang and me lunch, it's a wasteland. Corrin's idea of a feed in Liverpool was a Chinese buffet chew 'n spew ffs.

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    Sorry, Betty's tea rooms in York is also gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    They do at home ffs. Look, I've been to England, and aside from Clos Maggiore in Covent Garden, The Fat Duck and that funky place where Zaremba kindly shouted Fertang and me lunch, it's a wasteland. Corrin's idea of a feed in Liverpool was a Chinese buffet chew 'n spew ffs.
    Tis was all he could afford tbf

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    Is Paul Hogan still alive?

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    Hey their foods great, you can't go out for chinese here and get lemon chicken with hot chips instead of rice.
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    What's next? 96 Shaw and Smith Sav Blanc at drinks breaks?

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    Quinoa and kale...I wouldn't at all be surprised if they also demand to have the stumps replaced by giant incense sticks and hold a man camp in support of the outgoing batsman.

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