He's got no hair... but I don't care... cause I love Matty Prior..
He scores a six and catches all the nicks... now I love Matty Prior.
Got robbed on tour.. but they made sure ... that I went home so happy..
He give me his shirt and lessened the hurt ... now I love Matty Prior..
Now he scores a four and I know for sure... that I love Matty Prior..
With the Ashes in his pocket he's England's pocket rocket.. now I love Matty Prior..
@Adders, I think the fact that they decided to all piss on the pitch rather than anywhere around it suggests they weren't just in urgent need of relieving themselves, but actually found amusement from taking a leak on the the wicket itself which may have something to do with how the game went. You have to be a bit of a **** to do something like piss on someone else's property that you know others will be using, and I think that's all that sledger was saying. They don't need to be punished over it of course.
Haha. I see what you did there.
Last edited by fredfertang; 31-08-2013 at 07:54 AM.
As this is the cricket pissing thread I'll share a story that will help flesh-out it out that bit more:
Years ago we were at a one day international at the Basin reserve, Wellington. When I went for a piss at the urinal in the quaint old outdoor toilets, there were girls queued up inside the men's toilets waiting to use the men's cubicles. So you had a crowd of giggling girls inside the men's toilets watching as you taking a piss. True story
I believe you're second from the right there.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
'fraid not - if I could bat like he did I'd be a happy man
Has me wondering what other private photos you have of him...
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