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    Few efforts can surpass Don McKinnon, Lang Park 1988.

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    They aren't exactly gentlemen are they, so wouldn't expect anything better from them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Few efforts can surpass Don McKinnon, Lang Park 1988.


    Here he goes.

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    When I was a lad we regularly used to have "Who can piss the furthest" and "Who can piss the highest" competitions, particularly after taking on board the odd pint or three - most of you lot seem to have lost your sense of fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    When I was a lad we regularly used to have "Who can piss the furthest" and "Who can piss the highest" competitions, particularly after taking on board the odd pint or three - most of you lot seem to have lost your sense of fun
    Your post brought back some memories, fred. I remember the legendary mark at urinals in my elementary school. It was a line drawn on the wall about 2 meters high above the floor and it read "record of the school." No one ever knew who achieved such a feat but it was equal to golden medal from Olympics for every 2nd grader
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    Quote Originally Posted by jan View Post
    Your post brought back some memories, fred. I remember the legendary mark at urinals in my elementary school. It was a line drawn on the wall about 2 meters high above the floor and it read "record of the school." No one ever knew who achieved such a feat but it was equal to golden medal from Olympics for every 2nd grader
    Ours was something similar - I was better at the horizontal than the vertical - I never fully mastered the technique for the "high splash" though I wasn't too bad - we actually had rules - there was a line you had to stand on, a bit like an oche at darts, and there were only a handful of trained observers who could authenticate record attempts - they were more important than the prefects

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    Quote Originally Posted by jan View Post
    Is that even an issue? They won, got drunk, took piss. Surely not unusual in England and Europe.
    Exactly. Boys being boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wpdavid View Post


    You guys have got nuttin'.

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    This is such a non-story

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    I suppose it may be linked to a request for urine samples for drug testing purposes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goughy View Post
    Exactly. Boys being boys.
    Except these boys are meant to be role models and are representing an entire country, you'd have hoped that at some point they would have grown out of 'being boys' anyway.

    I cbf to get into whether they ought to be punished and all that, but as far as I'm concerned it's a totally stupid thing to do, and the kind of thing that would only a real knobhead would take part in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MW1304 View Post
    I think we can all excuse Kerrigan because there's no way his piss would have hit the pitch.
    I just hope there weren't any full tosses.



    It goes without saying that there were definately some full tossers there however.
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    Yeah this situation is exactly the same as when you were 10 years old and pissing on the walls in your primary school.
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