*Official* Fifth Test at The Oval

[Uppercut]

Swann 25
Harris 21

I just backed him for top Aussie bowler. Less stressful.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Sums up Cook this series, gets in gives it away tamely.

 

[Burgey]

Didn't he also say he was ashamed of his nation's criminal past and that Australia was crammed full of classless mouthbreathing dimwits?

He said he's ashamed it was settled by the English, whose contribution to the world is the potato chip.

 

[Prince EWS]

I just backed him for top Aussie bowler. Less stressful.

Haha I did that too but the $20 on top series bowler is the big payer.

 

[morgieb]

Ryano, WAG.

 

[King Pietersen]

Bird and Agar are actually both injured, ironically enough.

Even better. Could roll out Pattinson too, and ditch Siddle.

@Warne888 on Twitter:

As I also said, making the players wear it to Wimbledon was embarrassing.Luckily a few of us said no way, although a few players did #ashes

He's still ranting!

 

[MW1304]

He said he's ashamed it was settled by the English, whose contribution to the world is the potato chip.

Pretty damn great contribution though.

 

[Burgey]

Harris such a beast of a bowler. Just working Trott over something fierce.

 

[91Jmay]

He said he's ashamed it was settled by the English, whose contribution to the world is the potato chip.

You enjoy this internet you are surfing on?

Cook played a poor shot, but Harris relentlessly accurate again. Sick of Root letting Starc get away with some absolutely gash bowling.

 

[Uppercut]

Sick of Root letting Starc get away with some absolutely gash bowling.

what's with cricket fans and defensive batting? He's doing a brilliant job opening the batting in a game you can't even win.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Still trying to work out how we've been pretty **** all summer and still lead this 3-0.

Actually fancy the crims to do us in the return series right now.

 

[91Jmay]

what's with cricket fans and defensive batting? He's doing a brilliant job opening the batting in a game you can't even win.

He tapped a full toss to cover. Last night he cut two long hops to point.

 

[Spark]

what's with cricket fans and defensive batting? He's doing a brilliant job opening the batting in a game you can't even win.

Starc has bowled some very, very full deliveries not put away tbf

 

[Uppercut]

For some reason Starc's been both much faster and much more accurate coming around the wicket.

 

[GIMH]

what's with cricket fans and defensive batting? He's doing a brilliant job opening the batting in a game you can't even win.

Of course we can win. Match their score and then induce a standard Aussie collapse. Adelaide in reverse.

 

[Uppercut]

Starc has bowled some very, very full deliveries not put away tbf

Don't think it matters at all, really. Maybe in a different match situation but not this one. He's still out there, that's the important thing.

 

[91Jmay]

Starc just bowling scattergun **** here, but I can see him getting a wicket. Only got to get one right.

 

[centurymaker]

Reckon Aus have a great chance of winning the 2nd series if the pitches have life

 

[Cabinet96]

Half the Aussie bowling attack has bowled 8% of the overs.

 

[MW1304]

Listening to the radio when we're batting is ****ing horrible, I hate it. Very few reassuring boundaries and loads of oohs and aahs from the commentators. Just means I'm on edge all day.