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    ***Official*** Under The Lid thread

    Anticipating this on being the thread with the most posts in it...

    Just like the short leg who is out of ear shot of everyone else and likes to get lippy, try and keep the convict/whinging pom repartee in here.

    Comments and conversations that are toeing the trolling line can expect to be moved into here.

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    Why didn't ya's move your whole country and empire here 200 odd years ago instead of sending convicts ya dickheads. Y'all know this is a vastly superior place to live than your smelly little cold northern hemisphere joint. *

    *I've never been particularly good at this stuff. How'd I go?

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    Aussies on their way to Trent Bridge already

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post

    *I've never been particularly good at this stuff. How'd I go?
    ****house.


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    Hilfenhaus.

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    Monk, you need to take a back seat here mate. You have to be a bit more personal, tie it in to
    Individual posters.

    So, don't refer to England being full of soap dodgers. Be specific - note that Corrin doesn't shower, or FJ is no good etc.

    That hurts them more, because it's personal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
    Why didn't ya's move your whole country and empire here 200 odd years ago instead of sending convicts ya dickheads. Y'all know this is a vastly superior place to live than your smelly little cold northern hemisphere joint. *

    *I've never been particularly good at this stuff. How'd I go?
    strong finish. potential there
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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    That hurts them more, because it's personal.
    Nothing you say hurts. Ever.

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    Oh surely this will not stand,, is this thread needed, I know the Colonialists are a bit rabid at times, but surely even those uncouth barbarians can discuss a game of cricket without getting too boorish. Play up, Play up and play the game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pothas View Post
    Nothing you say hurts. Ever.
    I haven't started yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    I haven't started yet.
    Don't bother as it aint worth reading anyway.
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    ^ Dislike.
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    It used to be fun picking on the Aussies. Like when you're a Year 8 and push around the year 7s. But now it feels more like a sixth former picking on primary school kids. Easy and entirely unnecessary.

    Not that I won't be joining in, mind. Every time you think an Aussie is a decent bloke he opens his mouth and reminds you he's a ****.

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    You weren't bitching when I opened my mouth to say we were going to Aphrodites. WAC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Monk, you need to take a back seat here mate. You have to be a bit more personal, tie it in to
    Individual posters.

    So, don't refer to England being full of soap dodgers. Be specific - note that Corrin doesn't shower, or FJ is no good etc.

    That hurts them more, because it's personal.
    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the rattling of your chains.

    What was that again in English?

    (am I doing it right?)
    Last edited by luckyeddie; 20-06-2013 at 05:38 AM.
    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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