*Official* Road to 2013 Ashes

[MW1304]

You know, ****s in a good way.

 

[uvelocity]

no benchy created a vacuum

 

[MW1304]

A **** vacuum needs to be invented.

 

[Maximas]

no benchy created a vacuum

Where is he these days?

 

[uvelocity]

Where is he these days?

he got awarded a research grant, obscure as it sounds, cataloguing various types of animal tongues

 

[MW1304]

Determining the way in which they taste, I assume, to help him cope with the traumas of the many, many tastings of his own?

 

[uvelocity]

undoubtedly

 

[Daemon]

Can't wait for Rogers to ton up in the first test

 

[Flem274*]

Or for Starc to go 0/100 off 10 while Siddle takes 7/10 at the other end.

 

[Daemon]

Or Hughes to get a pair while Khawaja hits a double

 

[uvelocity]

or singapore to play nz. would be competitive

 

[straw man]

or singapore to play nz. would be competitive

Below-average attempt at trolling: 1 out of 10. Can do better.

 

[uvelocity]

cbf busy. wanted to somehow have a go at both of them but meh

 

[straw man]

Should have just resorted to personal insults imo. Always a banker

 

[uvelocity]

zip it ****

 

[Daemon]

Pattinson out for six months with ankle injury | Cricket News | Ashes 2013 | ESPN Cricinfo

 

[Dan]

Pattinson out for six months with ankle injury | Cricket News | Ashes 2013 | ESPN Cricinfo

****

 

[Burgey]

So who did Warner belt?

 

[Dan]

Root

 

[Burgey]

No doubt Root was the instigator and will be stood down too.