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    Have this visual of SK on a revolving bed.

    "Do I make you h*rny baby, do I?"



    make it stop...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Warne has once again proven that he is an absolute genius of the highest order. Liz Hurley FFS.

    Surely surpasses even his super-human efforts in the 05 Ashes series.
    Warne is god
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    It's about time someone stood up and said, "This is how you **** the English". Once again Warney is prepared to do the hard yards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Warne has once again proven that he is an absolute genius of the highest order. Liz Hurley FFS.

    Surely surpasses even his super-human efforts in the 05 Ashes series.
    He's a true all-rounder. Good with the spin, plus he's good at finding hottie English moms to bang.


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    This must settle the Warne vs Murali argument in his favour once and for all.

    Shall reassess when Murali nabs Heidi Klum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    This must settle the Warne vs Murali argument in his favour once and for all.

    Shall reassess when Murali nabs Heidi Klum.

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    Made up by me taking daughter to school.

    Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
    And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
    He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
    But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

    Awful i know but who cares.

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    what...my dogs could have written better???

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    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Made up by me taking daughter to school.

    Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
    And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
    He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
    But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

    Awful i know but who cares.
    Sounds like one of those hoedowns on Whose Line is it Anyway. Btw Stephen Fry cares.

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    Bollinger opened, Johnson out, Hussey bowled over - Not a cricket report - it's Shane Warne's diary page for his night with Liz Hurley.


    Average, but thought I'd share...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom 1972 View Post
    Have this visual of SK on a revolving bed.

    "Do I make you h*rny baby, do I?"



    make it stop...
    Ugh


    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Made up by me taking daughter to school.

    Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
    And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
    He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
    But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

    Awful i know but who cares.
    Oh God ugh

    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Bollinger opened, Johnson out, Hussey bowled over - Not a cricket report - it's Shane Warne's diary page for his night with Liz Hurley.


    Average, but thought I'd share...


    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Spin View Post
    Warne is god
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    loled at this from Cricinfo's quotes section

    "The really annoying thing is that nobody has asked me whether I want to make a comeback."
    If Shane Warne is good enough, surely Richie Benaud is as well
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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