Warne is 6/1 for an Ashes comeback! - Page 6

Tom 1972 · 12-12-2010, 04:56 PM

Have this visual of SK on a revolving bed.

"Do I make you h*rny baby, do I?"

make it stop...

GotSpin · 12-12-2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burgey

Warne has once again proven that he is an absolute genius of the highest order. Liz Hurley FFS.

Surely surpasses even his super-human efforts in the 05 Ashes series.

Warne is god

Son Of Coco · 12-12-2010, 06:54 PM

It's about time someone stood up and said, "This is how you **** the English". Once again Warney is prepared to do the hard yards.

joels344 · 13-12-2010, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burgey

Warne has once again proven that he is an absolute genius of the highest order. Liz Hurley FFS.

Surely surpasses even his super-human efforts in the 05 Ashes series.

He's a true all-rounder. Good with the spin, plus he's good at finding hottie English moms to bang.

Burgey · 13-12-2010, 06:47 PM

This must settle the Warne vs Murali argument in his favour once and for all.

Shall reassess when Murali nabs Heidi Klum.

vcs · 13-12-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burgey

This must settle the Warne vs Murali argument in his favour once and for all.

Shall reassess when Murali nabs Heidi Klum.

flibbertyjibber · 14-12-2010, 02:17 AM

Made up by me taking daughter to school.

Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

Awful i know but who cares.

GotSpin · 14-12-2010, 02:18 AM

what...my dogs could have written better???

Ruckus · 14-12-2010, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber

Made up by me taking daughter to school.

Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

Awful i know but who cares.

Sounds like one of those hoedowns on Whose Line is it Anyway. Btw Stephen Fry cares.

Smudge · 14-12-2010, 03:29 AM

Bollinger opened, Johnson out, Hussey bowled over - Not a cricket report - it's Shane Warne's diary page for his night with Liz Hurley.

Average, but thought I'd share...

Howe_zat · 14-12-2010, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom 1972

Have this visual of SK on a revolving bed.

"Do I make you h*rny baby, do I?"

make it stop...

Ugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber

Made up by me taking daughter to school.

Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

Awful i know but who cares.

Oh God ugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltman

Bollinger opened, Johnson out, Hussey bowled over - Not a cricket report - it's Shane Warne's diary page for his night with Liz Hurley.

Average, but thought I'd share...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Got_Spin

Warne is god

andyc · 14-12-2010, 06:02 AM

loled at this from Cricinfo's quotes section

Quote:

"The really annoying thing is that nobody has asked me whether I want to make a comeback."
If Shane Warne is good enough, surely Richie Benaud is as well

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