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Warne is 6/1 for an Ashes comeback!

flibbertyjibber

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Made up by me taking daughter to school.

Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

Awful i know but who cares.
 

Ruckus

International Captain
Made up by me taking daughter to school.

Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

Awful i know but who cares.
Sounds like one of those hoedowns on Whose Line is it Anyway. Btw Stephen Fry cares.
 

Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
Bollinger opened, Johnson out, Hussey bowled over - Not a cricket report - it's Shane Warne's diary page for his night with Liz Hurley.


Average, but thought I'd share...
 

Howe_zat

Audio File
Have this visual of SK on a revolving bed.

"Do I make you h*rny baby, do I?"



make it stop... :blink:
Ugh


Made up by me taking daughter to school.

Shane Warne is an Aussie, he wore a baggy cap.
And when he saw Liz Hurley's minge he said "i'm Having that".
He gave her one at Goodwood, and flew from Adelaide.
But we all know it'll never last, he's shagging a barmaid.

Awful i know but who cares.
Oh God ugh

Bollinger opened, Johnson out, Hussey bowled over - Not a cricket report - it's Shane Warne's diary page for his night with Liz Hurley.


Average, but thought I'd share...
:sick:

Warne is god
:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:
 

andyc

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
loled at this from Cricinfo's quotes section

"The really annoying thing is that nobody has asked me whether I want to make a comeback."
If Shane Warne is good enough, surely Richie Benaud is as well
 

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