"Under The Lid" Thread

[GotSpin]

Originally Posted by four_or_six

I have a feeling that if you had a decent team, a few fans might have found a way to get to the match.

I guess that explains why English tests are not always filled despite the capacity of a church choir

[Burgey]

Originally Posted by four_or_six

Probably influenced by Botham's hilarious 'spot the Aussie' feature at Brisbane on day 5, tbh.

Did he mention they were at the beach*? I was on my way to a frigid cold place and missed it.



*A beach is the zone above the water line on the shore of a body of water, usually made of sand which has been deposited by the tide.

[GIMH]

Originally Posted by Got_Spin

More people will be in line for a mid strength VB during Lunch on boxing day than those who attend an entire English home test

For day one yeah. But once they've seen your 'cricket team' getting humiliated for a couple of days, the ground will empty out. Because you're a bunch of fairweather ****s who can't handle being second best. The match threads empty out of Aussies once we start handing it to you, all talk and no action.

[Burgey]

Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero

For day one yeah. But once they've seen your 'cricket team' getting humiliated for a couple of days, the ground will empty out. Because you're a bunch of fairweather ****s who can't handle being second best. The match threads empty out of Aussies once we start handing it to you, all talk and no action.

Except between lunch and tea, when you precious lot are too tired to watch it. Have a ****ing Red Bull and man up.

Besides, Oprah is on our side now. You lot are royally ****ed.

[Jono]

Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero

For day one yeah. But once they've seen your 'cricket team' getting humiliated for a couple of days, the ground will empty out. Because you're a bunch of fairweather ****s who can't handle being second best. The match threads empty out of Aussies once we start handing it to you, all talk and no action.

fourth/fifth tbh













































*runs*

[Jono]

Originally Posted by Got_Spin

Most Australians have jobs and stuff, unlike your poor excuse of an economy

Hahahahhaa

[GIMH]

Originally Posted by Got_Spin

Most Australians have jobs and stuff, unlike your poor excuse of an economy

Here in the developed world we have this amazing invention; it's called a paid holiday allowance and all working Brits get them.

[benchmark00]

English people get an allowance - cute.

[Burgey]

Originally Posted by Jono

fourth/fifth tbh













































*runs*

That's it ****. Stay in your office, I'll be looking for you tomorrow.

Hear that sound? It's the pain train heading your way*






*Terry Tate Reebok ad reference, ftr.

[GotSpin]

Originally Posted by Jono

fourth/fifth tbh

*runs*

Where's Zaheer Khan atm? Oh that's right...not going to SA. Good luck with all that

On your way. Back to the pavilion. Let the big kids play it out who have actually dominated world cricket for an extended period of time

[Jono]

Hey I laughed at your joke

[GotSpin]

Originally Posted by Jono

Hey I laughed at your joke

Sorry big fella. But you're from Melbourne so I wasn't sure if it was a good thing or not

[benchmark00]

Show no mercy on that Jono **** I say.

[Jono]

You NSW ****s and your trains and bus tickets that aren't one and the same can gagf

Seriously a pain in the arse when people wanna jump on a bus and I'm like "nah I only bought a weekly train ticket"

****'s sake. This **** was happening in like 1995 for the rest of the world.

[benchmark00]

Originally Posted by Jono

You NSW ****s and your trains and bus tickets that aren't one and the same can gagf

Seriously a pain in the arse when people wanna jump on a bus and I'm like "nah I only bought a weekly train ticket"

****'s sake. This **** was happening in like 1995 for the rest of the world.

Sorry that we have more modes of transport than just tram and horse & cart, ****.