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    Hall of Fame Member Howe_zat's Avatar
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    Don't bring the ****ing Daily Fail over here, that's like me quoting Clare Werbeloff at you.
    'It seems that perfection is attained, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away.'

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    "chk chk boom!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Don't bring the ****ing Daily Fail over here, that's like me quoting Clare Werbeloff at you.
    Err, I'm not an Australian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Err, I'm not an Australian.
    And I'm not a Daily Mail ****tard.


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    Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    And I'm not a Daily Mail ****tard.
    Appearances are deceiving, then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MW1304 View Post
    Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!
    It is a bit like the Sunday version having Piers Morgan doing a sport column.

    Good to wipe your arse on if you run out of loo roll but not worth reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    "chk chk boom!!"
    Indeed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    Appearances are deceiving, then.
    You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MW1304 View Post
    Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!
    It's spelt Corrin actually


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    I thought of Corrin last night when I went to the barmy army pub. Bad decision despite the reduced pint price. They did have some funny songs though. Johnson really cops it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    God the English media are the worst in the world. Perhaps alongside the Indian media.

    Wacs
    It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.
    The way they systematically try to destroy the football team before every single World Cup is particularly amusing.

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    Something along the lines of:

    He bowls to the left..., he bowls to the right..., Mitchell Johnson, is bowling ****e.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    Let' see what Australia has, that the UK dosen't.
    Blue skies, good climate.
    10% GST (VAT)
    Property market thriving (houses are actually selling)
    5% plus for savings accounts.
    High standard of living.
    No heating bills.
    No TV licence.
    Cheaper fuel.
    Better hospitals and medical.
    Vibriant growing economy.
    Low unemployment.

    Need I go on?
    Two things you've failed to mention:
    No Daily Mail
    No Giles **** Coren

    On the other hand you do have Mark Nicholas and Peter Roebuck. And so, on balance, England wins
    Last edited by zaremba; 30-12-2010 at 02:19 PM.

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    You can also add:

    Uninhabitable land
    Poisonous spiders
    Regular droughts
    Queensland
    Craig

    And then all of a sudden who wins?
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    gimh has now surpassed richard as the greatest cw member ever imo

    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

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