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Old 29-12-2010, 05:26 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Don't bring the ****ing Daily Fail over here, that's like me quoting Clare Werbeloff at you.
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Old 29-12-2010, 06:40 PM   #197 (permalink)
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Old 29-12-2010, 07:59 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Don't bring the ****ing Daily Fail over here, that's like me quoting Clare Werbeloff at you.
Err, I'm not an Australian.
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Old 30-12-2010, 01:25 AM   #199 (permalink)
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Err, I'm not an Australian.
And I'm not a Daily Mail ****tard.
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Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!
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And I'm not a Daily Mail ****tard.
Appearances are deceiving, then.
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Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!
It is a bit like the Sunday version having Piers Morgan doing a sport column.

Good to wipe your arse on if you run out of loo roll but not worth reading.
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Old 30-12-2010, 02:19 AM   #203 (permalink)
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You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.
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Old 30-12-2010, 02:27 AM   #204 (permalink)
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Loving and agreeing with the Dail Mail-induced anger. And to think that was Coren, who's one of the lesser ****s in that paper. You're just a ****ing food critic! **** off!
It's spelt Corrin actually

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I thought of Corrin last night when I went to the barmy army pub. Bad decision despite the reduced pint price. They did have some funny songs though. Johnson really cops it
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God the English media are the worst in the world. Perhaps alongside the Indian media.

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It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.
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It's true though, bar 1 or 2 good newspapers, everything else is total horse-****.
The way they systematically try to destroy the football team before every single World Cup is particularly amusing.
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Something along the lines of:

He bowls to the left..., he bowls to the right..., Mitchell Johnson, is bowling ****e.
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Old 30-12-2010, 02:18 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Let' see what Australia has, that the UK dosen't.
Blue skies, good climate.
10% GST (VAT)
Property market thriving (houses are actually selling)
5% plus for savings accounts.
High standard of living.
No heating bills.
No TV licence.
Cheaper fuel.
Better hospitals and medical.
Vibriant growing economy.
Low unemployment.

Need I go on?
Two things you've failed to mention:
No Daily Mail
No Giles **** Coren

On the other hand you do have Mark Nicholas and Peter Roebuck. And so, on balance, England wins

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Old 30-12-2010, 02:32 PM   #210 (permalink)
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You can also add:

Uninhabitable land
Poisonous spiders
Regular droughts
Queensland
Craig

And then all of a sudden who wins?
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