Jokes on them

[shortpitched713]

Originally Posted by PY

As soon as you spell America right.

Its called satire.

[luffy]

What a thread.

[ash chaulk]

Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
anyone."
The Federal Court agreed.

[Rusty]

Following on.........




Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.


Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.

[luffy]

Originally Posted by Rusty

Following on.........




Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.


Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.

Not bad

[PhoenixFire]

Originally Posted by Rusty

Following on.........
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........

[luffy]

Originally Posted by PhoenixFire

Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........

Don't take it too seriously....

[Kweek]

Originally Posted by ash chaulk

Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
anyone."
The Federal Court agreed.

haha legendery

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by PhoenixFire

Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........

Oh dear........


*Shakes head*