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    Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -

    A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
    when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
    initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
    law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
    degree possible.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
    more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
    When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
    cried out that they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
    that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
    should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
    Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
    anyone."
    The Federal Court agreed.
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    Following on.........




    Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
    A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


    Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
    A. Because they never catch anything.


    Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
    A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


    Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
    A. Because they can get out without even trying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
    Following on.........




    Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
    A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


    Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
    A. Because they never catch anything.


    Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
    A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


    Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
    A. Because they can get out without even trying.
    Not bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
    Following on.........
    Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
    A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

    Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........

    Don't take it too seriously....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ash chaulk View Post
    Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -

    A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
    when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
    initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
    law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
    degree possible.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
    more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
    When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
    cried out that they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
    that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
    should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
    Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
    anyone."
    The Federal Court agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoenixFire View Post
    Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........


    Oh dear........


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