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Jokes on them

Perm

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
That joke would have been mediocre at best if you spelt his name right. But since you didn't it's pretty funny.
 

Tomm NCCC

International 12th Man
shortpitched713 said:
Haha. You didn't have any punctuation at the end of that last sentence. :laugh:
Because i never got round to finishing it. If you would give me time to finish it properly, It would say

"Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all."
 

shortpitched713

International Captain
Tomm NCCC said:
Because i never got round to finishing it. If you would give me time to finish it properly, It would say

"Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all."
Haha, that statement doesn't have a colon as proper transition punctuation after the word say. :laugh:
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
shortpitched713 said:
It is soooo a colon. I'll fight you to the death over it.
Well, as he's put the quote a couple of lines beneath, I suppose a colon would be okay. But it's a comma, it's a fact, it's simple.

For example, Shane Warne threw the ball at Pietersen at the Gabba, to which Pietersen said, "**** off."

That's grammatically correct, a colon wouldn't be, and I'll hear nothing that says otherwise.
 

ash chaulk

International Captain
Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
anyone."
The Federal Court agreed.
 

Rusty

Cricket Spectator
Following on.........




Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.


Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
 

luffy

International Captain
Following on.........




Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.


Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.


Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.


Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Not bad
 

PhoenixFire

International Coach
Following on.........
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Right, because Paul Collingwood had a higher high score than any Aussie batsman.........
 

Kweek

Cricketer Of The Year
Federal Court Ruling from the Melbourne Age, Australia (AP) -

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the English
Cricket Team, who the boy firmly believes are "not capable of beating
anyone."
The Federal Court agreed.
haha :D legendery :laugh:
 

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