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    I've got a funnier joke than all of those.








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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sticky Dog
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    Hahaha. You spelled it wrong.

    Thats so funny.

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    That joke would have been mediocre at best if you spelt his name right. But since you didn't it's pretty funny.
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    Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all

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    Haha. You didn't have any punctuation at the end of that last sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortpitched713
    Haha. You didn't have any punctuation at the end of that last sentence.
    Because i never got round to finishing it. If you would give me time to finish it properly, It would say

    "Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomm NCCC
    Because i never got round to finishing it. If you would give me time to finish it properly, It would say

    "Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all."
    Haha, that statement doesn't have a colon as proper transition punctuation after the word say.

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    It should have a comma, not a colon.
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    It is soooo a colon. I'll fight you to the death over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortpitched713
    It is soooo a colon. I'll fight you to the death over it.
    Well, as he's put the quote a couple of lines beneath, I suppose a colon would be okay. But it's a comma, it's a fact, it's simple.

    For example, Shane Warne threw the ball at Pietersen at the Gabba, to which Pietersen said, "**** off."

    That's grammatically correct, a colon wouldn't be, and I'll hear nothing that says otherwise.

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