Jokes on them - Page 2

Nnanden · 08-12-2006, 09:55 AM

Or, you can let it be funny.

Tomm NCCC · 09-12-2006, 11:12 AM

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What`s Harmison`s website?

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.harmison.co.uk

And Nnanden scores a spectacular own goal

Scaly piscine · 09-12-2006, 11:47 AM

Jokes in the Herald Sun

Obviously this new thread is just a thinly veiled attempt to make England win 3-2.

The Sticky Dog · 10-12-2006, 01:53 AM

I've got a funnier joke than all of those.

Ready?

Geriant Jones.

steds · 10-12-2006, 05:56 AM

Who?

shortpitched713 · 10-12-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sticky Dog

Geriant Jones.

Hahaha. You spelled it wrong.

Thats so funny.

Perm · 10-12-2006, 08:36 PM

That joke would have been mediocre at best if you spelt his name right. But since you didn't it's pretty funny.

Tomm NCCC · 11-12-2006, 07:23 AM

Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all

shortpitched713 · 11-12-2006, 01:15 PM

Haha. You didn't have any punctuation at the end of that last sentence.

Tomm NCCC · 12-12-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shortpitched713

Haha. You didn't have any punctuation at the end of that last sentence.

Because i never got round to finishing it. If you would give me time to finish it properly, It would say

"Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all."

shortpitched713 · 12-12-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tomm NCCC

Because i never got round to finishing it. If you would give me time to finish it properly, It would say

"Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all."

Haha, that statement doesn't have a colon as proper transition punctuation after the word say.

GIMH · 13-12-2006, 12:57 AM

It should have a comma, not a colon.

shortpitched713 · 13-12-2006, 01:13 AM

It is soooo a colon. I'll fight you to the death over it.

PY · 13-12-2006, 01:21 AM

As soon as you spell America right.

GIMH · 13-12-2006, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by shortpitched713

It is soooo a colon. I'll fight you to the death over it.

Well, as he's put the quote a couple of lines beneath, I suppose a colon would be okay. But it's a comma, it's a fact, it's simple.

For example, Shane Warne threw the ball at Pietersen at the Gabba, to which Pietersen said, "**** off."

That's grammatically correct, a colon wouldn't be, and I'll hear nothing that says otherwise.

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10-12-2006, 01:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
The Sticky Dog Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Barking Posts: 5	I've got a funnier joke than all of those. Ready? Geriant Jones.

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Tomm NCCC State Captain Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Papplewick, Nottingham Posts: 1,565	Cant anybody tell a joke without hamming it up these days? Stan Hibbert would smite you all

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