Dear Duncan Fletcher,
I hope you are enjoying your last few months in the job, for this is surely your last series as coach of the England cricket team. So far on this tour you have shown nothing but incompetence and downright stupidity; You have shown that you are too stupid to study last years Ashes victory and the keys that led you to it. The main factor was that you ATTACKED. You didn't play this piss weak, pathetic game style you've shown in the first 2 tests. The way you're picking your team, with excuses for test players such as Geraint Jones and Ashley Giles, it's obvious you're playing safe in hope Australia makes a mistake, then your "strengthened" batting line up will be able to take advantage of it. This is Australia playing in Australia, we DON'T make mistakes. And if we do we have the depth to recover from them. You need to take risks and pick match winners like Panesar and Read if you want to retain the Ashes. Think, on a spinners pitch, bowling last, would you prefer Panesar or Harmison spearing the ball sharply down to fine leg? What would win you the match?
For crying out loud Duncan, get your ****ing act together, show some god damn intelligence, some guts and some ****ing back bone so we get the series we could have, not some pitiful excuse for the English line up we're seeing presently.