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Old 21-03-2006, 03:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Spot on

I don't usually post but I thought the pommie lads might appreciate this:

http://www.livecricket.com.au/content/view/81/32/
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Complete rubbish, but it got me laughing.
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Old 21-03-2006, 04:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 21-03-2006, 06:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Farked. The link disappeared as quickly as Graeme Smith when you bowl outside his off stump.
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Entertaining article
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I was going to say that it read as though it was written by a moron, but that would be stating the obvious.

Didn't stop me chuckling though.
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The link disappeared as quickly as Graeme Smith when you bowl outside his off stump.
What, it took an eternity?
Smith only disappears quickly when you bowl at the stumps - bowling outside off all the time will let him get in.
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What, it took an eternity?
Smith only disappears quickly when you bowl at the stumps - bowling outside off all the time will let him get in.
Do you think it might of been a crack at the claim that Smith can't play on the offside?

Pretty hard to comprehend i know. Want me to do a couple of venn diagrams for you in order to explain it?
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You can picture it now; Australia controversially scrapes through a semi final against Lesotho on the Duckworth –Lewis system, while the mighty Three Lions belt Jamaica in the other one. Then, a full house in the MCG for the final, Australia bat first and get trolleyed for 68, not a big score given they can’t defend 434, and then Vaughnie and the White Tendulkar come out and knock over the total in one trademark Mick Lewis over. I can see it now, it would be beautiful, but I can see why they don’t do it.

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I don't usually post but I thought the pommie lads might appreciate this:

http://www.livecricket.com.au/content/view/81/32/
you've made one post
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Do you think it might of been a crack at the claim that Smith can't play on the offside?

Pretty hard to comprehend i know. Want me to do a couple of venn diagrams for you in order to explain it?
Don't you think that might be a totally ill-informed crack?
Don't you think you might be able to shut your stupid mouth and stop trying to suggest I can't work-out when something is in jest or not?
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Don't you think that might be a totally ill-informed crack?
Don't you think you might be able to shut your stupid mouth and stop trying to suggest I can't work-out when something is in jest or not?
I haven't been proven wrong on the subject yet, so no.
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Ha ha.

"Don't Usuaully post" is much easier than saying I'm an Arsene Wenger style voyeur that likes to watch
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