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    Spot on

    I don't usually post but I thought the pommie lads might appreciate this:

    http://www.livecricket.com.au/content/view/81/32/

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    Complete rubbish, but it got me laughing.

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    Funny article, good thing he's kidding (at least I think he is )
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Link doesn't work for me.


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    Farked. The link disappeared as quickly as Graeme Smith when you bowl outside his off stump.
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    yeah after he's scored 231

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Link doesn't work for me.
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    You can picture it now; Australia controversially scrapes through a semi final against Lesotho on the Duckworth –Lewis system, while the mighty Three Lions belt Jamaica in the other one. Then, a full house in the MCG for the final, Australia bat first and get trolleyed for 68, not a big score given they can’t defend 434

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    I was going to say that it read as though it was written by a moron, but that would be stating the obvious.

    Didn't stop me chuckling though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    The link disappeared as quickly as Graeme Smith when you bowl outside his off stump.
    What, it took an eternity?
    Smith only disappears quickly when you bowl at the stumps - bowling outside off all the time will let him get in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard
    What, it took an eternity?
    Smith only disappears quickly when you bowl at the stumps - bowling outside off all the time will let him get in.
    Do you think it might of been a crack at the claim that Smith can't play on the offside?

    Pretty hard to comprehend i know. Want me to do a couple of venn diagrams for you in order to explain it?
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    You can picture it now; Australia controversially scrapes through a semi final against Lesotho on the Duckworth –Lewis system, while the mighty Three Lions belt Jamaica in the other one. Then, a full house in the MCG for the final, Australia bat first and get trolleyed for 68, not a big score given they can’t defend 434, and then Vaughnie and the White Tendulkar come out and knock over the total in one trademark Mick Lewis over. I can see it now, it would be beautiful, but I can see why they don’t do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGraemeSmith
    I don't usually post but I thought the pommie lads might appreciate this:

    http://www.livecricket.com.au/content/view/81/32/
    you've made one post
    you don't ever post
    until now

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00
    Do you think it might of been a crack at the claim that Smith can't play on the offside?

    Pretty hard to comprehend i know. Want me to do a couple of venn diagrams for you in order to explain it?
    Don't you think that might be a totally ill-informed crack?
    Don't you think you might be able to shut your stupid mouth and stop trying to suggest I can't work-out when something is in jest or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard
    Don't you think that might be a totally ill-informed crack?
    Don't you think you might be able to shut your stupid mouth and stop trying to suggest I can't work-out when something is in jest or not?
    I haven't been proven wrong on the subject yet, so no.

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    Ha ha.

    "Don't Usuaully post" is much easier than saying I'm an Arsene Wenger style voyeur that likes to watch

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