Horse & Hound
by Abhinav Shankar
Western Dynamo defender Nath Patrick is reportedly too busy to attend the Christmas function being held by the socially-challenged Nitin Dravid. In a statement by Patrick given during a promotion for his new book, If I Did It, he said "Pretty sure Smithers [Central United Captain - Daniel Smith] is having a thing at his place. [It`ll] Probably be crap, but I`ll go."
There have been no reports at this stage on the number of tickets sold for Dravid`s function, but early indicators suggest figures akin to the IQ-level of the late Chris Hinton.
Pick up next week`s issue of Horse & Hound for an hour-by-hour recount of Central United star Mathew Mitchell`s drinking bender with 14-page spread.
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Last edited by Nnanden; 09-12-2006 at 07:38 PM.