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Old 26-11-2006, 11:22 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BingLeeElectric
The crickets the entertainment, diddums.

If it's too slow moving for you and you're too spoilt to wait between deliveries, with a childlike need for constant "entertainment" then I suggest you look elsewhere, as you're clearly not cut out for spectating on cricket.

For "singing and dancing" go to a club, for beachballs go to......a beach. For the thrill of a Mexican wave....yeah, sad.

If you get off on moronic behaviour so much then go out happy slapping or something, as this is test match cricket, junior.
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