In my opinion, you bend the truth to suit your opinions. You may not be wrong, per se, but you're not often right either.
I also don't care about what you have to say in reply, and won't be replying to whatever sarcastic comeback you have, so you may want to just not get the last word, for once.
The one, the only CW Black
47.3 W Coppinger to Heads
Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over,
miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!