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Originally Posted by silentstriker
Several reasons why that won't happen:
A) He is Indian, therefore he won't be able to bowl pace all that well.
B) I'm his father, so he won't be all that athletic or tall
C) I won't be able to stop laughing at him or stop myself from taunting him while he is growing up trying to bowl fast, so it will ruin his confidence
So his best chance would be if my wife has an affair with Curtly Ambrose or something.
Which by the way, I would fully endorse if it means India can finally get a non-crap fast bowler. I'd even pay for her plane ticket and hotel fees for the trip to the west indies. 
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I hope you realize that the Ambrose child would just end up playing for the West Indies.
You'd lose your wife to an old black man without getting anything in return.
Now
that's pathetic.