Originally Posted by adharcric
SS, I have a feeling your son will be just like you and he'll end up owning your ass.
Here's to his becoming a fast bowler and pissing the hell out of you.
Several reasons why that won't happen:
A) He is Indian, therefore he won't be able to bowl pace all that well.
B) I'm his father, so he won't be all that athletic or tall
C) I won't be able to stop laughing at him or stop myself from taunting him while he is growing up trying to bowl fast, so it will ruin his confidence
So his best chance would be if my wife has an affair with Curtly Ambrose or something.
Which by the way, I would fully endorse if it means India can finally get a non-crap fast bowler. I'd even pay for her plane ticket and hotel fees for the trip to the west indies.