And as far as Sehwag's great form goes, I posted this long time ago and think it fits perfectly in this thread...
Scene
Sehwag: Hey yaar (meaning buddy in hindi) Yuvraj les' go to the disco today.
Yuvraj: Are you forgetting we have a game tommorow.
Sehwag: *shocked* Are u feeling okay today, i mean who cares if there's a game tommorow, it's only pakistan, they've beat us what, only a gazzilion times, once more doesn't make a big difference.
Yuvraj: I know yaar but you see i haven't been performing for the last 97 games, i am under pressure, if I just score a century tommorow my place in the Indian team is set for another 97 games, and Sehwag it's time you start performing too.
Sehwag: Don't worry I am good for another 5 or 6 games, plus i'll take one wicket and the media will make me into an allrounder and I am set. And trust me Yuvi you don't have to worry either, are you forgetting what zone you're from, they favour you.
Tendulkar: *creaky voice* Hey guys, who we facing tommorow?
Sehwag: Pakistan, and Shoaibs back!
Tendulkar: AHHHH my elbow it's starting to hurt again.
Dravid: Okay guys stay calm and cool.
Ganguly: HEY GUYS I AM BAK! Apparently my ten runs were good enough for dskljfasldkjl;akjfSHIRE.
Chappel: Kaif!!!!!
Get my laptop quick and turn on hotmail.
Wright: HEY GUYS LONG TIME NO SEE
*sehwag quickly changes into a shirt without a collar and runs behind tendulkar, almost breaking into tears*