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Three Martians went to a Masquerade Space Party on Jupiter (as you do). When they arrived at the party, one Martian was wearing false ears and eyebrows.
"What have you come as?" asked the host.
"Mr Spock," replied the Martian.
The second Martian was wearing black boots, black trousers, and a red jumper.
"And what have you come as?" asked the host.
"Scotty," relpied the second Martian.
The third Martian came dressed as a tree.
"And what have you come as?" asked the host.
"The Captain's Log," replied the Martian!
Taken from 101 Outer Space Jokes by Sonia Black and Devra Newberger. A literary classic.
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