Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a
garden while a sexy,beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were
told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up......
Then all the other bells started to ring
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Originally Posted by Richard
Hayden > Lehmann
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The color of immortality, nature and envy - you are truly a unique person. While clearly the color of nature, you also symbolize rebirth, fertility and hope in the world. On the other side of the spectrum, a natural aptitude to money with green coming to signify money and possibly even *********!