Yep, sorry to all the guys who misunderstood (especially the Indians) but it's a fine example of English humour
I must confess I did a quick double-take myself but then when I re-read the article I thought that it was pretty good.
The duck would have been proud of it
<quack> I deliberately left it alone because I thought it might be misunderstood
Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men