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Old 18-11-2012, 12:39 PM   #2704 (permalink)
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Added phase 5

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Originally Posted by GingerFurball View Post
Shane Watson innings guide:

Phase 1 - belt a few classy looking shots to the boundary, accumulate 20 or 30 runs really quickly.

Phase 2 - run out opening partner.

Phase 3 - get bogged down by opposition spinner. Whack one ball over midwicket for 6. Continue to get bogged down.

Phase 4 - milk applause of crowd as you reach your half century. Take a fresh guard and a moment to regain your concentration. Nick next ball to the cordon.

Phase 5- twinge hamstring and sit out remainder of summer. Ensure fitness is adequate for lucrative T20 tournaments
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