Originally Posted by BoyBrumby
Opening bat for England at Lords.
Oh, and I'd quite like to **** Monica Bellucci, too.
& by "quite like" I mean I'd crawl naked over crushed glass to do it.
I'd sacrifice my left ball for a night with the Italian temptress.
I also want to appear as a character in the Simpsons, the only real ambition I have in life.