Haha, The Great Train Snobbery, love it.
Gideon is such a flaccid phallus though, nobody expects him to ever try and connect with the world. Even meeting halfway would be ruinous for both parties.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers