A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness
and only a year to live.
So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his
situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy an old Dodge Pickup," said
the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can
find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
"Will this help me live longer?"
"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have
seem like forever."