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I have to give a speech on the link between anxiety and insomnia next week.

I've been up all night worrying about it

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"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce

Quote:

Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers