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Old 21-04-2012, 04:37 AM   #1408 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?"

The butcher says "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am."

"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."

The butcher thinks for a moment and says "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."

The guy says "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."

"I am. But the steaks are too high."


dude your jokes in this thread are pretty good

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What's got 200 legs and no pubic hair?






The front row of a One Direction Concert.
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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
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