Originally Posted by sledger
There's been a problem at my local bowling alley for a while now. There's this one guy who got kicked out and banned permanently a while back, and let's be clear about this, he was an utter dickhead. But he keeps trying to get back in and is using a variety of different aliases to get around his ban. We always find him out in the end though, and the pathetic bastard will disappear for a few months before trying the same old trick later on.
You'd think he might try another bowling alley, tbh.