Why do I come here? I get sucked into coming up with bizarre hypotheticals (11 Bradmans taking on 11 Sobers. My arse). Make the same posts about the same players (mainly Mike Garnham). Read gibberish from Spikey (with added .gifs). See Scottie (of all people) knock out Wile E. Coyote for some disney **** and then I make half-arsed wankerish wanky rants about phraseology that doesn't float my boat.
Where are my pills, Marjorie?
Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation Society
Supporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
Adam Wheater - Another batsman off the Essex production line
Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.
Vimes tells it how it is:
Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
Heath worryingly quick.