Stick your phone on silent FFS. If your having a text argument with you ex, and your phones constantly by your side (as it ALWAYS is) do you really need a stupidly loud and long text sound. I'm upstairs and at the other end of the house and its as loud as hell. Pissing constant too.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers