Well, first up I'd definitely ban anyone who makes such spurious comparisons between Paul Scholes and Wayne Rooney.
Second, I think border ads work better as per this (also United) site.
(Bizarrely, this link is NSFW as for some reason one of the ads is about ****ing kittens - god knows what they're advertising)
Brilliant ! Quaver in the microwave trick - RedIssue Forums
Quite a good thread btw
Here's another site that has advertising on the top and side borders - quite discreet I think - obvious enough for the advertisers but not too intrusive...
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