<quack> No, I think we will leave it just where it is, forever to remain a reminder and a warning to all and sundry of what living on a diet of haggis can do to the brain.
You're a hard duck, DD
<whispered quack> psst wssst psshhhht wst pssssst
WHAT WAS THAT?
<quack> I said, "Your haggis is in the microwave"
Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men