The only idea I've had that's decent is getting one of those retro Aussie OD shirts with a mullet
Like on this site
Australian green and yellow retro cricket shirts of the 80s
But they're kiwi so no time
"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."