Originally Posted by GingerFurball
It might take two to create a baby, but once you've shot your load, your job is done.
When's the missus due? You're in for a shock
Watch out, for as soon as it pleases them they’ll send you out to protect their gold in wars whose weapons, rapidly developed by servile scientists, will become more and more deadly until they can with a flick of the finger tear a million of you to pieces
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.