i'm very drunk, and i've just realised i'ved got through a round in this, must be the first time.
anyway to pre-empt my inevitable demise next round can I say none of these ****ers should be voting for me:
Aussies. It's a ****ing ashes year, your all ****s
Tories, anyone that has ever voted for them should never vote for me, it makes me feel dirty
Cornish, ****s all
People that find Friends funny
That is all
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.