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Fellow learned cricketing scholars,
I would also like to get in contact with Mr Zinadine Zidane of French Gibson Intelligence - on a separate matter to the aforementioned Rookshan Jayasekera, former Rat tearaway & suspected current terrorist (bowls a mean DAF Mark 4 splizner grenade off 32 steps).
I am using this respected forum to report the disappearance of fourteen Kenyan marathon runners at Rats Reserve and surrounding 'hoods, who were partaking in the world famous Hard Wicket 6.2 in preparation for the forthcoming Athens Olympics. This conglommerate of individuals was last seen being turfed into a beige Gemini parked behind the liqaqious "Shed" at the WDCC.
They were all wearing de castella style '83 high addidas three stripe hipster running trunks (in proud support of "Worlds Best") and "Carlovers" tee shirts.
If anyone has any thinformation on the whereabouts of these yoraths please alert Mr Zidane, or failing that a Mr Ramesh Sumasundran (profilic acquirer of miles in the vicinity of Rats Reserve and former explosive opening batsman in a mould eerily reminiscent of Kris Srikkanth) who lives only an 'Ansell cover drive away.
Sincerely,
Yarnos
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